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Reader x America
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    "I FUCKING hate this stupid game!" (Name) shouted, shaking her phone violently as though it was causing all of the world's problems and destroying it was the only thing that could save the world.

    At that same moment her boyfriend of five years walked into their shared house holding two bags, one with McDos in it, and the other with convenience store pickups he got for her. (Name) loved Alfred with all her heart, but occasionally, alright all the time, found it difficult to say the L word, taking two years to actually tell Alfred she loved him, and he had to threaten to break up with her if she didn't say it within a certain amount of time. 

    (Name) was what her otaku friends would often call her a lovable tsundere. She never agreed with that, in her eyes she was just... well... herself. Not something you could put into a neat little category. And if she was able to be put in a neat little category, it would be major cutie. She was only a small, skinny girl that stood at 4'9'' compared to Alfred's nearly six foot stature, and she still had her adorable baby face. She had large (e/c) and a tiny button nose, and pouty pink lips making her have a childish scowl on her face when she was resting at all times, and perfect wavy (h/c) locks framing her face just right.

    Alfred raised his blonde brow in shock as he observed his girlfriends appearance. Her usually well kept hair was standing all over her head and her usually bright (e/c) eyes were sunken in with deep, dark bags under them, she hasn't been sleeping. She sat in the couch with nothing but her matching superman underwear with pure white socks that came up past her knees, two little red lines at the top of them, and she sat on the couch hunched over, glaring at her phone with anger. Alfred frowned and looked around, the house had turned into a total hell hole while he was gone at a comic convention for a few days.

    "A-Are you okay little dudette?" Alfred slowly asked approaching his girlfriend slowly and carefully, as if she was some sort of wild beast looking for something to kill.

    She snapped her head towards him and let out an unearthly growl, and in a demonic voice she responded, "I WILL RIP OUT YOUR GUTS AND FEED THE TO THE DOGS."

    Alfred yelped and ran in horror to the kitchen for comfort, quickly putting the convenience store bag in the refrigerator to keep the contents cool. He then took a seat at the mahogany table setting down the McDos bag and quickly grabbed a burger for comfort as he thought of ways to handle his clearly distressed girlfriend. He grabbed a warm soda that was half drank and was laying out on the table for probably a while, he gulped a mouthful of the drink and then gagged slightly.

    Coca-Cola light. Disgusting.

    He ate all of his burgers nervously, being careful to leave two burgers for (Name) in case she was hungry. And slowly and unwillingly he trudged to the living room where she was still hunched, muttering random curses under her breath at random moments and tapping her screen harshly at random intervals. Slowly he sat down next to her as he watched her phone wondering what she was doing that was pissing her off so much.

    She was playing a game where every time she tapped the screen a tiny little bird with a permanent duck face would jump and she had  to get them pass the little green pipes. However each time she got pass the tenth pipe she would slightly touch the green pipe and promptly spazz out, threatening to destroy the world.

    Alfred coughed and nervously asked, "Hey babe, do you mind if I try the game out?"

    She turned to him once she died once more, a scowl on her face and she replied, "A newb like you trying to take on the master of Flappy Bird? PUH-LEASE!"

    Alfred snatched her phone out of her hand and mumbled, "We'll see about that babe."

    And see they did. Alfred quickly passed her high score of ten and continued on, passing twenty pipes, thirty pipes, forty pipes, and finally got defeated on the fifty- sixth pipe. (Name) stared at him with jealous, wide (e/c) orbs a defeated look on her face as he grinned, proud of his accomplishment.

    "W-Wha-? H-How?" (Name) sputtered, little tears pricking the corner of her eyes in embarrassment, pulling out her (h/c) hair as a way tho calm herself from the coming waves of anger.

    "Ah... Well I tapped the screen and kept going past the opening of the pipes until I made a mistake and died." Alfred chuckled rubbing the back of his head and holding out the phone to her.

    Slowly (Name) took the phone staring into his blue eyes before roughly throwing it on the ground and getting off the couch, storming to the stairs, giving Alfred a nice view of her cute little bottom with a Superman logo on it, causing to grin slightly at the fantasies running through his head. He quickly snapped out of his thought and called out to his fuming girlfriend who was now stomping up the stairs, "What's the matter (Name)!?"

    "I'm giving up on life. I'm going to go into the closet and hope I go to fucking Narnia!" (Name) shouted, sounding on like she was on the verge of tears.

    Alfred shot up and ran after her, trying to catch her before she went into the closet, knowing that once she got into the closet she was never going to leave.

    "Come back, (Name)! The hero will help you!"
Have you guys played Flappy Bird yet. If not you need to know that it is the most addicting and aggravating game ever! I started playing it couple days ago and since then I have completely neglected my Virtual Family. I'm pretty sure they're dead. 

So I showed this to my own boyfriend the other day, and he completely blew through my high score to an impossible one. I wasn't nearly as dramatic as the reader, but I did threaten to murder him in his sleep. xD
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susanspringguardian Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
CONTINUE PLEEEEAAAASE!!!!
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TheFemaleBTT Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Oh god
Sir, if you'd be willing to make a sequel... well, you know how Flappy Bird can no longer be downloaded, so you can only play it if you have it?
Imagine America deciding it's an unhealthy addiction and deleting it off reader's phone. 
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KingsBelovedAce Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Are you psychic or something?onion head "shock" 

I've actually already started on a storyline exactly like that. :grin: 
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TheFemaleBTT Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
XD wow, awesome! I can't wait to read it, bro!

Nah, just spectacular coincidence and intuition~ that or, as they say, great minds think alike!
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KingsBelovedAce Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
True that!
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RandomPerson1011 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Student Writer
This is so awesome! And ugh I HATE Flappy Bird. I want to kill whoever made that game. My high score is... 11... And my friend has freaking 50. I almost smashed my IPad on the floor whenever I lost... Sometimes I can't even get past 2... Now that is embarrassing.
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artluver4evur Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
My high score is 77 while my friends friend has over 300! I get called a noob but most of the people who call me that are only at like 30. But sometimes I can't even get past 3 and I feel like throwing my phone at the wall.
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RandomPerson1011 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Student Writer
*6 months later*
And I still can't beat 30. -_- I don't even know why I still have it.
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KingsBelovedAce Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
xD Me too. And then my boyfriend or my best friend teases me about it. I think I'm just going to rage quit it
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RandomPerson1011 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student Writer
I know! Flappy Bird is going to be the reason I die, I swear.
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